i think he's tryna say he's done it twice =S
your mamma and your dog
hahahahahahaa... thats so funny to me...
i simply cannot bring myself to answer
i think he's tryna say he's done it twice =S
your mamma and your dog
heh heh heh... that was quite funny [img]tongue.gif[/img]
youre so wrong.
ya know though...i just cant come up with anything move convincing than that.
tbh, i can almost smell grandma's cookies that she is upstairs baking when that picture was taken.
:-s
I don't care who it is, why it is like that, or where it is.
i think the room is awesome, as a gamer (who has a life outside of gaming) that room would be perfect. when i get a house of my own, i can only dream of having a setup even remotely similar to that. (of course, the couch would be much more comfortable and the shelves and the tv that is on would have to be updated.
other than that, even though the kid may not ever have sex in his life (as you seem to believe) he seems pretty happy. which seems to throw a monkey wrench in everyone's idea that you can't be happy or satisfied without sex....hmm....give that some thought.
<font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">i know you weren't referring to me with thatOriginally posted by GravyTrain:
which seems to throw a monkey wrench in everyone's idea that you can't be happy or satisfied without sex
comment, so i'll let it slide.
number two.... lighten up...
no one here really gives a shit if that kid
has sex or not........
he and you can have all the non-sex, game playing
fun time you want... nothin wrong with that...
but i'm gonna have just as much fun making fun
of that
meh....
that is such an interesting room.
notice...he (i will call him jimmy) has a bunch of nerdy shit...but its all nice and neat.
even the video game consoles are on the shelves neatly and without controllers.
there is obviously a couch or some type of ass-resting device at the 6 o'clock position in this pic. nothing strange about that, right? wrong. look at the cover and pillows. those arent permanently bound there. they have been moved in temporarily (from a much flowery room...probably a guest bedroom).
all this evidence points to the fact that or little jack off jimmy has got himself a pal spendin the night.
however...why would jimmy clean up his room so much if it were just a normal male pal? he wouldnt. also..the PC is off. anytime jimmy has a buddy come over, you KNOW they are going to be splitting most of their time between racking up frags in Halo and looking at porn...but the PC is, like i said, off.
This can only mean one thing....Jimmy's got a girlfriend!
ok wise guy....
the fucking reason the room is so neat... is because
ROBBIE lives with his fucking grandmother...
(notice age and color of carpeting/couch/pillow)
the fucking basement (and yes, that IS a basement)
has been converted for robbie and his jizzing
joysticks ever since he turned 9.
but because granny is a tight-ass... she expects
that ... let me quote... "god damned room picked up!"
while its obvious the couch has been made into
a bed.... notice the sheets.... faggoty purple
and green plaid -- which throws a clencher on
the faggoty grandma pillow.
here's why:
robbie spends 20.3 hours in that fucking basement
with the exception of the occasional forced trips
to piggly wiggly with grammy.... which, knowing
old ladies... is once a week and twice on sundays.
the flowery pillow is a permanent resident of
the basement... just take a look at that couch!
uncomfortable city! and its a HUGE pillow...
so it prolly does a great job of contorting in
unusual game-playing positions.
the fact that there are plaid sheets on the
couch ONLY go to prove that robbie was about
to climax all over his new level... so he had
to get some new sheets on that gay and uncomfortable
couch so that he could complete the level before
the other wankers on IRC.
mystery solved
case closed
<font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">i think someones got a chip on their shoulderOriginally posted by GravyTrain:
hmm....give that some thought.
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